h-u-m-o-u-r:

chris browns penis looks like a long mushroom that you would regret 

deanisanactualprincess:

kevinssecretplace4546:

justanotherklainer:

baptisms:

do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted

 i though it said puppies and was concerned

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JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY

(Source: kristenschaals)

manafromheaven:

buffsantajohn:

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as requested

this is the greatest thing I have ever read

(Source: buffdaddygone)

sabrielwinchester:

docproto:

pureorangeness:

racheltheprincessa:

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:

aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it

sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.

That girl is sucking a penis.

woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions 

(Source: dutchster)

best-of-funny:

stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn

X

(Source: fluoxetinedaydreams)

(Source: jersonordavid)

scissorsrpsn:

thejamesboyle:

i have seen everything i need to see before i die

I do believe those are the first ungraceful dolphins in the history of ever.

that should have been a flipper fist…

scissorsrpsn:

thejamesboyle:

i have seen everything i need to see before i die

I do believe those are the first ungraceful dolphins in the history of ever.

that should have been a flipper fist…

(Source: the-gif-princess)

(Source: terrible-tv-art)

secretmindreader:

c-andycane:

mannalynn2y5:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

sexdrugspsychedelics:

a-lonely-stoner:

edating:

pls date me i will give u a milkshake

im down.

did somebody’s milkshake really just bring a boy to the yard

I guess their milkshake is better than ours.

damn right

Can you teach us?

i hear a charge is needed

lolsofunny:

THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO

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(Source: mobble)

vriksaserket:

if ur ever sexting just send them this gif

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(Source: beeblejuice)

birdghost:

birdghost:

so i made this my profile pic 

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and my dad just commented

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oh my god

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i

im-the-bomb-dot-com:

a-little-piece-of-sierra:

tardistiles:

theoneaboutscience:

A circle of dots, but every dot alone is just moving in a straight line.

my mind is being fucked right now

I wonder how many people have seen this stoned and flipped shit

I’m not stoned and I flipped out anyways